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According to CNN, the “Castro brothers sometimes used females “as drug mules by having them hide methamphetamine inside their vaginal cavities.” These women would then deliver the meth to a series of houses, and then lower-level dealers would distribute the drug.”

WOW, somehow…only in America.

I bet there will be a few lonely, jacked up perverts out there that will start sniffing their stash. x}

Read all about it at the source: http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/08/25/meth.ring.arrests/index.html

So, does anybody else out there find it very strange that G.E. gets fined $50MM over accounting charges, but Bank of America gets fined $33MM for misleading shareholders surrounding $3.6Bn in bonus checks? I suppose it helps to be a ward of the state…connections to governmental top brass doesn’t hurt either. Maybe I’m just talking out my ass…but to me, something smells rotten in this nation…I suppose there’s no shortage of that these days, especially amongst the financial behemoths. Which is why even talk of the end of Kenneth Lewis’ tenure brings me immense joy. x}

Update: Judge Halts Settlement With Bank - I really like Judge Jed Rakoff of the Federal District Court in Manhattan =)

Another one bites the dust. Is there a spirally offshoot of the Bermuda Triangle bouncing around New Jersey that sucks souls into the pits of sub-human potentials of political villainy?

Alas, all is not lost, I know good people in New Jersey. But seriously stupid people get votes…and that calls me to question…what’s up with that? Though, you may note, I don’t intend to suggest New Jersey is the only home of ignorant humans.

To quote The Wall Street Journal “There are 566 municipalities—California, with four times the population, has only 480—and each has a mayor and/or councils. The 21 counties have their various freeholder boards and utility commissions and there are also 120 state legislators. When that many people have their hands in the cookie jar —and there are that many cookie jars—is it any wonder that you get people selling Oreos out of their trunk in the parking lot to make a little extra cash on the side?”

Well…No sh*t. x}

Wow…a legal loophole has got plenty of people pretty angry, and not just in Rhode Island. “While teens can’t pump gas or climb ladders on the job because of protections in workplace laws, there is nothing on the books keeping 16- and 17-year-olds from stripping – as long as they’re home by 11:30 on school nights.”

Yeah…frikkin’ wow. What idiot(s) decided to let these circumstances exist in current law. I’m sure the twisted and depraved will try and get their fix in while it lasts.

Legal loophole allows Rhode Island minors to strip

The world can’t stop talking about Michael Jackson. So I suppose I’ll ad my own limited verbal spew on the topic. The years of my youth were certainly affected by the man with one glittering glove…and I was just as shocked as everybody else upon learning of his sudden passing. What I noticed in my own reaction was, I’d always presumed MJ would end up “buying the farm” at an extreme old age…helped along by a constant flow of money to every medical advancement available to extend life expectancy. But (if the allegations prove true) his unlimited access to a higher medical league of drugs put all his ambitions to rest. I for one can’t understand how any doctor could resort to regularly putting a patient into a medically induced coma and not think something is seriously wrong with such a dangerous situation. Chalk another one up to stupidity being the net result of endless ego.

Further into the world of pig headed Neanderthals, Sarah Palin announced her resignation well before her term in office is up. Many folks are speculating that she’s quitting so she can try and follow Reagan’s footsteps…taking some time to gear up for a victorious presidential run. If this is really the situation, I can’t wait for the next election. She’ll have even less real world experience to speak of by then…and the debates would surely lay her punk ass methods to waste. I wonder if Alaskans lament ever voting for her.

In the criminal world, Bernie Madoff’s wife broke her silence and issued a statement regarding her husband’s maniacal mayhem. She claims shock and shame due to her husband’s actions. But, when it came time to vacate her multi-million dollar home she asked if she could hang onto a fur coat. No doubt this was no cheap trinket…maybe she wanted to cling to one last testament to their fraudulent billion dollar glory days. Yet I can’t somehow shake the idea that after all the wretched suffering Madoff has generated, his wife had the balls to even ask about keeping anything. Did she think people would commiserate with her? Did she think nobody would notice she bed with heartless scum? Did she take up a job with the Swiss banking system? If any average person harbored common criminals there would be a guns-drawn storm at the gates by the authorities and local media. Yet, the actions of aiding and abetting opulent villany by even wealthier entities seem far beyond the reach of logical international law. On that I say, f*ck the Madoff family, f*ck the Swiss…and f*ck the tax dodging thugs whom they defend vehemently. They should all be mercilessly flogged in public for crimes against humanity.

The only bit of news I can rant positively on is the fact the Obama administration is putting to limit/end institutions considered “to big to fail” in our financial system. I love the idea that they’d have to plan for their own funeral. Though, it probably won’t amount to a can of beans since none of the policies will be exacted in time to save us from the pit the system is in now. But these days, any good news should be joyfully embraced.

I’m no economist, I’m no deal making money roller sitting in a bathtub full of opulence while underlings are flecked off like crusty old scabs. I don’t stand a chance against the mental firepower of those “smart people” up at the top. These folks who, against the better interests of humankind, pitted the fortunate & wealthy vermin over the greater tax paying masses. Now, along with the many list long of legacy “benefits” granted us by the Bush administration, we’ve got a posh crony defending illegal financial fingerbanging. Documentation of this oil lubed sadistic orgy offers probably only a small fraction of what fisting these fools have had to offer. Under their guidance our mighty superpower has been kicked squah in the nuts. I wouldn’t be surprised if ten years from now some dying White House assistant surfaces with graphic photographs of Alberto Gonzales, Ben Bernanke, Kenneth D. Lewis, and George W. Bush in a a sweaty, froth filled “cock-goblin” maniacal frenzy. I’d bet that Bernanke comes from the same polluted DNA strain as Bernie Madoff. These guys are amazing at keeping a straight face while providing complete bullshit. I’d write more about these demons of finance…but I have to get back to looking for paying work because of the “wisdom” these “intelligent” men had to offer us. I can’t yet claim lucrative knowledge, but I know a corrupt asshole when I see one.

How I love the Republicans. If they didn’t have such ridiculous ways about them, we’d not drool at the juicy opportunity to revel in their rot.

Apparently, Sarah Palin thinks she’s really special. So special in fact, that she considers herself hallowed ground when it comes to twisted humor. Now, every politician knows that being in the limelight comes with the great risk of being ridiculed & lampooned. But, if David Letterman chose to poke fun at the idea of nymphonecropedophiles having their way with Sarah’s new grandchild, I might cut Sarah some slack for her feeling offended. With the terrible state of the country (or should I say, cuntry) at large, and so many lives being torn to shreds over the economy, you’d think she could blather about something more meaningful than being likened to a slutty flight attendant by a late night comedian. Possibly, Sarah might be just the type of person who’d defend rich kids who have no job experience getting out of college, who also get monthly allowances of $10K a month for their overpriced life in condos all over Williamsburg & Bushwick, Brooklyn. And…once you put your kids on your expense reports, you’re fair game.

I should expect nothing less from the base of folks who think Ronald Reagan was the last noble human to walk the Earth. These creatures love to work themselves into a frothy lather over the “Good Old Gipper Days.” However, when I was growing up in the 80s, those years were pockmarked with crack vials littered everywhere in the streets, gunshots in the neighborhood at night, festering open lots filled with rats, stray dogs, abandoned cars…trash…tires, and the occasional murder victim. I bet Rush Limbaugh didn’t get mugged a few times on the way to and from grammar school. It’s too bad, he might have a human character behind those evil words of his.

In other news, New Yorkers are beating their chests in protest over a saucy ad by Calvin Klein. CK is just taking notice of the successes of American Apparel. This reporter is surprised by their spicy endeavor, but I, you may note, am not complaining one bit. =}

An awesome video was forwarded to me today…and I must say…ladies (and gentlemen), thanks for a great laugh! =}

Wow, who knew…not much can be said…other than the latest news (yep, Marion was 11) brings a whole new dark side to that line: “…I was a child, I was in love, it was wrong AND YOU KNEW IT!”
Inside the Raiders of the Lost Ark Story Meeting

We all knew the Bush administration were a lot of evil scumbags hell bent on fucking the American public (and the world) with a Johnny Holmes sized cast iron dildo…the latest push reported by The Washington Post just further solidifies Bush/Cheney’s place in the rotten and sinister pages of history. For all you who voted for Bush’s presidency TWICE…I hope you’re proud of the country and state we’re in…you really took our future in hand & wiped your crap all over the rest of us. OBAMA/BIDEN 2008!