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What a crazy few months it’s been…and such time feels like an eternity on the “innernets”.

I’ve given in and sought sub-terrestrial employment at the local train station bathroom…yep, you heard it right. I figured if was gong to get fu*cked on a regular basis, from now on it’ll be on MY terms. I at least qualify my clients in advance, and given today’s market, I require a mandatory biological screening with every reference. Senator Larry Craig be forewarned…this ain’t your daddy’s bathroom stall anymore! x}

In other news, I posted a video I captured a few years ago…some buddies in the AWESOME prog-rock band Mongrel played a show in Chicago…and I was lucky enough to behold the fury, and catch it on tape. I’d been meaning to get this up for quite a while…life sure has a way of obscuring so many pertinent details in one’s existence. But this bold undertaking made me realize what a crap job I’d been doing with my video clips on this site. So, now all my video posts are Quicktime/iPhone friendly…I’ve gone back and tried to update them all…hopefully I didn’t miss anything. =)

I’ll report more from the grime and pit of the East Coast’s cesspools. It won’t be pretty, but somebody’s gotta do it.

I finally got around to treating myself to the Ren & Stimpy collection set…and I love the extra features on the discs…here’s a short clip I hope inspires you to also reward your senses to the delights & sounds of some amazing artwork! x}

Talk about PATHETIC PEOPLE. Do all these McCain supporters have nothing better to do than to revel in their own sad, aimless state? Has the fact that Sara Palin has proven herself worthless of voter’s efforts led these blind, dumb, and deaf people to also lead equally worthless lives?
The president’s been sworn in already. YOU LOST! GET OVER IT!

Don’t get me wrong, there’s plenty to be griped about with our current presidential administration. But I will give Obama & Co. the benefit of the doubt for now, considering they’ve only had a few months to clean up the wad of horse sh*t left to us by the in-human conservative brutes and their wealthy whores of finance.

I realize this posting is really late in the game…if I wasn’t frantically searching for paying work I’d probably be able to focus my time better. But, on the issue of Obama’s citizenship…I’ll let the record speak for itself.

For me, not enough can be said about the genius of the animators and writers of Robot Chicken. I’d have to say I’m immensely envious of those folks. As a kid, the cruel dentist who serviced my braces was across the street from The Forbidden Planet in NYC. I loved going into the ‘Planet after my appointment with methodical savagery…I marveled at all the artwork & reading material. Once I stumbled upon a book about stop motion animation…and I daydreamed (for what felt like eons) about someday getting to tinker around with hand built metal skeletons, creating features, & animating. As if I needed any more “I wish I had done…” moments in my life. Robot Chicken kicks sand and salt into those wounds of mine…but I must say, it’s the most sweet of sorrows! =)

Here are a few clips that I hope you enjoy.

I love stupid people…they can always make me laugh. And I love Kyuss…stoner desert rock at its finest! =)

How I love the Republicans. If they didn’t have such ridiculous ways about them, we’d not drool at the juicy opportunity to revel in their rot.

Apparently, Sarah Palin thinks she’s really special. So special in fact, that she considers herself hallowed ground when it comes to twisted humor. Now, every politician knows that being in the limelight comes with the great risk of being ridiculed & lampooned. But, if David Letterman chose to poke fun at the idea of nymphonecropedophiles having their way with Sarah’s new grandchild, I might cut Sarah some slack for her feeling offended. With the terrible state of the country (or should I say, cuntry) at large, and so many lives being torn to shreds over the economy, you’d think she could blather about something more meaningful than being likened to a slutty flight attendant by a late night comedian. Possibly, Sarah might be just the type of person who’d defend rich kids who have no job experience getting out of college, who also get monthly allowances of $10K a month for their overpriced life in condos all over Williamsburg & Bushwick, Brooklyn. And…once you put your kids on your expense reports, you’re fair game.

I should expect nothing less from the base of folks who think Ronald Reagan was the last noble human to walk the Earth. These creatures love to work themselves into a frothy lather over the “Good Old Gipper Days.” However, when I was growing up in the 80s, those years were pockmarked with crack vials littered everywhere in the streets, gunshots in the neighborhood at night, festering open lots filled with rats, stray dogs, abandoned cars…trash…tires, and the occasional murder victim. I bet Rush Limbaugh didn’t get mugged a few times on the way to and from grammar school. It’s too bad, he might have a human character behind those evil words of his.

In other news, New Yorkers are beating their chests in protest over a saucy ad by Calvin Klein. CK is just taking notice of the successes of American Apparel. This reporter is surprised by their spicy endeavor, but I, you may note, am not complaining one bit. =}

Do you think you’re too sexually focussed? Do you see genitals in everything around you? This video may be able to answer those questions. x}

With much fanfare, Sony has announced its most highly anticipated device in history.

This news release contains content which parents might not find suitable for children.

I love it when people email me great stuff…’makes for a lively day!

This is one of my favorite Monty Python skits…Confuse a Cat. It must have been a lot of fun to produce. Damn those guys are awesome.

An awesome video was forwarded to me today…and I must say…ladies (and gentlemen), thanks for a great laugh! =}