U.S. Economy Likened to Festering Kitchen Grease
This just in from the Bush administration’s deregulation generals…”Taxpayers…we screwed up, and it will cost YOU a total of $900BN. This is money that we don’t have, but we’ll sell more of our soul to the global markets in order to pay for it. And just so do you don’t worry your hearts about wealthy executives feeling any real pain for their stuplidity, we’ll be sure that Robert B. Willumstad (CEO of A.I.G.) will get his $8.7MM severance package…even after we threw in $85BN to save his company. Furthermore, a mediocre apology goes out to the millions of homeowners loosing their properties to foreclosure…we won’t be saving you or your jobs, we, the Republicans, only worry about the rich, and if you’re in foreclosure…you’re not rich…so go pound salt.”
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